schizotrichia

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

I spent over 36 hours in an endless hell of Exorcist-level vomiting because children are tiny germ infested demons which should be avoided at all costs.

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

Why the hell is there a tutorial for this who would even want to replicate this nightmare if I saw this thing coming at me I’d kick it so hard its head would fly right over Weselton and land in the Southern Isles

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

Why the hell is there a tutorial for this who would even want to replicate this nightmare if I saw this thing coming at me I’d kick it so hard its head would fly right over Weselton and land in the Southern Isles

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

requested by: black-tip-shark

It started out so cute…and then Reedus opened his mouth and it got weird.

A Conversation With My Niece, Who is 13
Niece: Did Michael Jackson sing at Woodstock?
Me: What? No.
Niece: But isn't that when he did the moonwalk?
Me: That was a Motown anniversary thing and it was in the 80s.
Niece: What's Motown?
Me: Oh, honey.
Niece: Was Madonna at Woodstock?
Me: When exactly do you think Woodstock was?
Niece: I dunno...like 1943?
Me: Wait, you think Woodstock happened during World War II?
Niece: Was it before that?
Me: NO. Aren't you taking US History this year?
Niece: Yeah.
Me: What the hell do they teach you in that class?
Niece: It's mostly just Christopher Columbus and the Civil War.

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it